The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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