I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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