Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
