I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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