Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
we're so committed to being not committed
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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