Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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