Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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