I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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