I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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