Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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