ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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