how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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