You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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