Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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