just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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