I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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