in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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