IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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