Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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