listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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