if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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