what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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