I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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