they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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