:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
