why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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