If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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