how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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