i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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