And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize