Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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