Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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