Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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