god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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