There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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