Where is the hickey?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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