he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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