The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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