what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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