Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Randomize
