I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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