By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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