I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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