Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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