Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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