The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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