Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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