Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm at about main and main street
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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