well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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