Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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