my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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