WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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