have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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