R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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